Sometimes I wonder if part of the reason I believe in marriage equality and shit is because I totally shipped these two when I was a child lmao
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Girls send me screenshots of niggas saying lame shit all the time. That’s why I have a council of my niggas proofread everything I’m about to say so I don’t send any screenshot-worthy shit.
this is 100% accurate everything I say to a girl is peer reviewed and analyzed that’s why i text back slow cause sometimes my affiliates in switzerland and the congo are asleep when they get the call
lmfao. “a council of my niggas”
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so glad she got her ass fixed
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My joint shinobi forces headband
ALL I SEE IS SIGNS, ALL i SEE IS DOLLAR SIGNS
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
Thank you for this post…
this is awesome.
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